Just a brief moment to share some photos from the local gaming convention, Nashcon.
A Battle for the Ages
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The Lonely Mountain and the armies awaiting deployment. |
Once again, I ran my Battle of Five Armies 10mm game, which went over well-- despite one player experiencing an incredible series of failed common rolls (he began the game rolling boxcars! But I had already decided to take pity on the players, and did not apply the blunder rule).
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Maybe if you switch dice, oh mighty Goblin Lord David? |
You may notice a difference between this year's scenery and last years-- with the inclusion of the lower mountain wall and the Great Gate.
I also shortened the field slightly, which brought the Ruins of Dale closer to the mountain, and resulted in considerably more conflict going on within the rubble, making the ruins a bigger factor in the game.
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Early in the game (Turn 2), the Elf King and Bolg share taunts, while Bard and Dain hold to confront the East assault of the wargs and warg riders. |
As was fitting, the battle's results were not decided until the 8th and final turn of the game, when Bolg's horde reached its breaking point. In a surprising twist, Beorn and the Eagles barely entered the game, and had no impact on the outcome. Instead the Elves, Men and Dwarves did the job, virtually unaided except by a single Elf cavalry unit (hey, the Professor never said they weren't there). Said cavalry wrecked havoc in a suicidal death ride through the goblin rear— they were eventually sent to the Halls of Manwe, but many slain goblins paved the road.
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The fight is all but done; Bolg's forces break, and flee. The West will be safe for many a year. |
So a good, desperate fight, well enjoyed by all.
A Pirate's Life for Me (or a few hours of it)!
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Yo ho, yo ho— it be pirate time! |
After running that game, on Saturday I took part in David Raybin's always entertaining Pirate extravaganza.
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Behold me fine ship, me hearties! |
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Nay, not that ship... this one! (When the tavern is closing, ye take the wench ye find.) |
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Some broadsides are exchanged. |
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What be I doing, waffling about between two vessels set on blasting each other to Davy Jones' Locker? Avast ye, there! Loosen the boom! Ready about! Helm's alee! And other nautical things! |
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Avast, you scurvy lubbers! Come back and fight like sea dogs! Ah, and well— best be turning with the wind. |
Alas, being limited in my speed and facing on-coming winds, I got in only a handful of licks before the main battle slipped me by-- but in an attempt to turn to join the defense of the Red fleet's home base, I was able to fire my tiny broadside into none other than the Black Pearl herself (flagship of the vile Black fleet), and scored a critical hit that jammed her rudder for a while.
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Ah hah! I have ye now, ye big black bastion of blazing broadsides. Take that! |
With my own vessel heavily damaged, and the Black feet fighting to return with their stolen treasure, I opted to ram their speediest vessel, and then got rammed in turn (by accident) by me own allies. Bit of a traffic jam there.
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If ye go down, go down fighting! Sing me a hymn, my lads— maybe the Devil will think me the chaplain. |
The whole contest ended in a draw, to which I like to think my heroic sacrifice helped force. (I like to think that, and therefore I shall. "It be me truth, matey, and I'll keel-haul the lubber who says against it!")
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Yes, clearly I have carried the day for my side. |
A fun day, a good convention... can't wait 'til next year!
--- Howard, aka Parzival